Destiel AU: Castiel is a secret agent of Russian intelligence, Dean is from the CIA. They're playing this game a long time.
So even if I die, you keep living, okay? Live to see the end of this world, and to see why it was born… The reason why a weak girl like me ended up here… And the reason you and I met. That’s what I want you to do.
i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
If I ever meet David Tennant, this is the picture I’ll get him to sign for me.
i find this extra funny because i just finished watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire where David was all psychopathic murderer and look at the dork here in his star costume
*texas gets a fucking centimeter of ice*
OKAY OKAy guys„, calm down„ , we must stay calm NEVERMIND EVERYONE PANI C SHut down thE SCHOOLS THE ROADS EVEN THE WHOLE FUC KING STATE THIS IS THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.! 30 DEGREES???? ?? nO. texas must be HOT VERY HOT ALL THE TIME no snow NO SNOW ALLOWED!! ! everyONE STAY THE FUCK INSIDE WE WILL SURVI V E the A P O C A L Y P S E